Ramblecast 105.5

Discussion points

 * There should be a straight swap of octopuses for wolves in all media
 * The zoo that lets you pay stupid amounts of money to pet the tigers would also probably let you pet wolves but not octopuses because they're harder to maintain
 * Octopi could do some very good competitions
 * Iron Chef
 * The octopi cook humans from death row
 * Competitive Bop-its
 * Octopus-Man
 * A special octopus bit/rubbed/inked/brushed him with its tentacles
 * Powers
 * Can suction-cup his way up walls
 * Hyper-intelligence
 * Can fit into any space smaller than his skull
 * Can squirt out ink from his butt or "peepee"
 * Camouflage
 * Grow and retract extra arms, possibly each with different octopus powers
 * Gordie is willing to be Octopus-Man
 * Octopus-Man/Gordie isn't a fighter but he does mark any criminals forever with his pee-ink
 * Octopuses Gordie knows:
 * NOT the blanket octopus
 * Coconut octopus
 * Mimic octopus
 * Blue-ringed octopus

Notable Quotes

 * Carman: You're not allowed to do wolves until you figure out their bones
 * Gordie: I would pay good money to watch an octopus just go to f***ing town on a Bop-it. I would watch competitive octopi Bop-its. That would be real good TV
 * Tyler: I have some anime to direct you to, I think.
 * Carman: I think maybe you don't know what octopuses do.
 * Carman: [Octopus-Man] is a sensual Italian octopus superhero who has to fight all of the owls who are masquerading as people.